JavaScript-Collection/portable.js at main · TaMinoDev/JavaScript-Collection · GitHub

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const system = {
    "ignite": function () {
        document.body.innerHTML = '<input id="dater" type="datetime" value="09-11-2011-18:56"><hr><div id="calculationDiv"></div>';
        document.body.style.background = 'white';
        document.body.style.fontFamily = 'Arial';
        system.main();
    },
    "secondsSinceBirth": function(date) {
            let sec = Math.floor((new Date() - new Date(date)) / 1000);

            if (isNaN(sec) || sec < 0) return "Ungültiges Datum";

            sec = Number(sec.toFixed(2));

            const fixRate = 2;

            let formatNumber = (num) => Math.floor(num).toLocaleString('de-DE');
            let result = Object.freeze({
                "1 Seconds": formatNumber(sec),
                "2 Minutes": formatNumber((sec / 60).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "3 Hours": formatNumber((sec / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "4 Days": formatNumber((sec / 84600).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "5 Weeks": formatNumber((sec / 604800).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "6 Months": formatNumber((sec / 2629800).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "7 Years": formatNumber((sec / 31557600).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "8 Percent of Lightspeed if the seconds would be km/h": formatNumber(((sec / 1079252849) * 100).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' %',
                "9 one Moment (90s)": formatNumber((sec / 90).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "10 turns if 1s = 1°": formatNumber((sec / 360).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "11 Age on Mars (687 Earthdays)": formatNumber(((sec / 86400) / 687).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' j',
                "12 Money in € (1 Cent per second)": formatNumber((sec / 100).toFixed(2)) + '€',
                "13 How often you could watch ALL Harry Potter movies": formatNumber((sec / 70740).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "14 How long you had slepet if you had daily...": {
                    "14... slept for 9 houres": formatNumber((sec * (9 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 8 houres": formatNumber((sec * (8 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 7 houres": formatNumber((sec * (7 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 6 houres": formatNumber((sec * (6 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 5 houres": formatNumber((sec * (5 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 4 houres": formatNumber((sec * (4 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 3 houres": formatNumber((sec * (3 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 2 houres": formatNumber((sec * (2 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 1 houres": formatNumber((sec * (1 / 24) / 3600).toFixed(fixRate)) + ' h',
                    "14... slept for 0 houres": "How are you still alive?"
                },
                "15 unlocked your phone (~60/day)": formatNumber(((sec/86400)*60).toFixed(fixRate)),
                "16 length of uncut fingernails": formatNumber(((sec/2629800)/3).toFixed(fixRate)) + 'mm',
                "17 amount of heartbeats by 70bpm": formatNumber(sec*(70/60).toFixed(fixRate)) + 'bpl (beats per (current) live)',
                "18 length of uncut hair": formatNumber(sec*0.0000003.toFixed(fixRate)) +'km',
                "19 drank coffee": {
                    "19 1 cup/Tag": formatNumber(((sec/84600)*1).toFixed(fixRate)),
                    "19 2 cup/Tag": formatNumber(((sec/84600)*2).toFixed(fixRate)),
                    "19 3 cup/Tag": formatNumber(((sec/84600)*3).toFixed(fixRate)),
                    "19 4 cup/Tag": formatNumber(((sec/84600)*4).toFixed(fixRate)),
                    "19 5 cup/Tag": formatNumber(((sec/84600)*5).toFixed(fixRate)),
                    "19 6 cup/Tag": formatNumber(((sec/84600)*6).toFixed(fixRate)),
                    "19 7 cup/Tag": formatNumber(((sec/84600)*7).toFixed(fixRate)),
                    "19 8 cup/Tag": 'No Coffee for you anymore',
                },
                "20 ~ Amount of humans you have outlived": formatNumber((sec*2).toFixed(0)),
                "21 ~ passed the chance to die": formatNumber((sec*0.00001).toFixed(0)),
                "22 ~ Chance to die in the next Houre": '2%',
                "23 Seconds since youre here": system['here'],
            });
            system['here']++;
            return result;
    },
    // 07-22-1976-08:31
    "inter": null,
    "main": function (date) {
        globalThis["inter"] = setInterval(() => {
            if(this.contin === true) {
                document.getElementById('calculationDiv').innerText = JSON.stringify(this.secondsSinceBirth(document.getElementById('dater').value))
                    .replaceAll(',','\n')
                    .replaceAll('{','\n')
                    .replaceAll('}','')
                    .replaceAll('"','')
                    .replaceAll(':',': ')
                    .replace(/^\d+\b/gm,' ')
                    .replace(/^.#/gm,'');
            } else {
                clearInterval(inter);
            }
        },1000);
    },
    "contin": true,
    "here": 0,
}
system.ignite();

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