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<!doctype html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
  <meta charset="utf-8" />
  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width,initial-scale=1" />
  <title>USELESS AI</title>
  <style>
    body {
      margin: 0;
      font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Oxygen,
        Ubuntu, Cantarell, "Open Sans", "Helvetica Neue", sans-serif;
      background: #f5f9fc;
      color: #2c3e50;
      display: flex;
      flex-direction: column;
      height: 100vh;
    }
    header {
      background: #e1e8f0;
      padding: 12px 16px;
      display: flex;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: space-between;
      border-bottom: 1px solid #d1dbe5;
    }
    header h1 {
      margin: 0;
      font-size: 1.2rem;
      font-weight: 600;
      color: #34495e;
    }
    header label {
      font-size: 0.9rem;
      color: #607d8b;
    }
    main {
      flex: 1;
      overflow-y: auto;
      padding: 16px;
      display: flex;
      flex-direction: column;
      gap: 12px;
      background: #ffffff;
    }
    .msg {
      max-width: 80%;
      padding: 12px 16px;
      border-radius: 12px;
      line-height: 1.5;
      word-wrap: break-word;
      font-size: 1rem;
      box-shadow: 0 1px 3px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
    }
    .you {
      align-self: flex-end;
      background: #2e86de;
      color: white;
      font-weight: 500;
    }
    .bot {
      align-self: flex-start;
      background: #ecf0f1;
      color: #34495e;
    }
    footer {
      display: flex;
      gap: 8px;
      padding: 14px 16px;
      background: #e1e8f0;
      border-top: 1px solid #d1dbe5;
    }
    input[type=text] {
      flex: 1;
      padding: 12px 14px;
      border-radius: 8px;
      border: 1px solid #b0bec5;
      font-size: 1rem;
      color: #2c3e50;
      background: #fff;
      transition: border-color 0.2s ease-in-out;
    }
    input[type=text]:focus {
      outline: none;
      border-color: #2e86de;
      box-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(46, 134, 222, 0.4);
    }
    button {
      padding: 12px 18px;
      border: none;
      border-radius: 8px;
      background: #2e86de;
      color: white;
      font-weight: 600;
      cursor: pointer;
      transition: background-color 0.2s ease-in-out;
    }
    button:hover {
      background: #1b4f72;
    }
    @media (max-width: 600px) {
      .msg {
        max-width: 100%;
      }
    }
  </style>
</head>
<body>
  <header>
    <h1>CUTU 🤖</h1>
    <label><input id="smarter" type="checkbox" /> Be a little smarter</label>
  </header>
  <main id="chat"></main>
  <footer>
    <input id="q" type="text" placeholder="Type your message..." />
    <button id="send">Send</button>
  </footer>

  <script>
    const adjectives = [
      "astonishing",
      "mildly suspicious",
      "completely wrong",
      "shockingly average",
      "undeniably dramatic",
      "questionably genius",
      "painfully obvious",
      "absurdly bold",
      "chaotically neutral"
    ];
    const puns = [
      "the moon ate my homework",
      "because reasons",
      "blame it on the Wi-Fi",
      "asks the cat",
      "it felt like a Tuesday",
      "powered by sheer laziness",
      "as endorsed by imaginary experts",
      "because reality took a coffee break"
    ];
    const nonsense = [
      "a sandwich",
      "42",
      "an ancient sock",
      "a potato with feelings",
      "quantum unicorn",
      "a sentient stapler",
      "the ghost of Wi-Fi past",
      "a penguin in sunglasses",
      "a taco with trust issues"
    ];
    const emojis = ["😂", "🤷", "🙃", "😵‍💫", "🤖", "🥴", "😜", "🫠"];

    function random(arr) {
      return arr[Math.floor(Math.random() * arr.length)];
    }

    function humorize(base, smarter) {
      const addon = smarter
        ? ` (also, ${random(puns)})`
        : ` — obviously ${random(nonsense)}`;
      return base + " " + random(emojis) + addon;
    }

    // FAKE AI reply generator with varied longer replies
    async function generateAnswerFromAI(prompt, smarter) {
      const tones = [
        () => `Honestly, that sounds ${random(adjectives)}, but who am I to judge? ${random(emojis)}`,
        () => `You know, I've been thinking about that, and it’s kinda ${random(adjectives)}. ${random(puns)}`,
        () => `If I had a brain, I'd say it's ${random(adjectives)}. Meanwhile, here’s a fun fact: ${random(nonsense)}! ${random(emojis)}`,
        () => `Well, it might be ${random(adjectives)} — but hey, nobody's perfect! ${random(puns)}`,
        () => `Ah, classic ${random(adjectives)} situation, wrapped up in mystery and a sprinkle of chaos. ${random(emojis)}`,
        () => `You’re really stirring the pot with that one. It’s definitely ${random(adjectives)}, and probably ${random(nonsense)}. ${random(puns)}`,
        () => `That’s as ${random(adjectives)} as it gets, if you ask me. Or don’t. ${random(emojis)}`,
        () => `In the grand scheme of things, it’s just ${random(adjectives)} nonsense, but I like it. ${random(puns)}`
      ];

      const base = tones[Math.floor(Math.random() * tones.length)]();

      return humorize(base, smarter);
    }

    function appendMsg(role, text) {
      const div = document.createElement("div");
      div.className = "msg " + (role === "You" ? "you" : "bot");
      div.textContent = text;
      document.getElementById("chat").appendChild(div);
      div.scrollIntoView();
    }

    const q = document.getElementById("q"),
      send = document.getElementById("send"),
      smarter = document.getElementById("smarter");

    async function sendMsg() {
      const val = q.value.trim();
      if (!val) return;
      appendMsg("You", val);
      q.value = "";
      appendMsg("Bot", "Thinking...");
      const answer = await generateAnswerFromAI(val, smarter.checked);
      const botMessages = document.querySelectorAll(".bot");
      botMessages[botMessages.length - 1].textContent = answer;
    }

    send.onclick = sendMsg;
    q.addEventListener("keydown", (e) => {
      if (e.key === "Enter") sendMsg();
    });

    // Get username from localStorage (saved at login)
    const username = localStorage.getItem('username') || 'there';

    // Personalized initial greeting
    appendMsg("Bot", `Hi, ${username}! I’m your Personal AI, now with actual brain cells. Ask me something.`);
  </script>
</body>
</html>