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HoloUI

WTF is this?

Renders information feeds, videos, news, stats, temperatures, weather, sushi and ninjas, images and queries onto sides of a three-dimensional shape for your holowatch, portable holodisplay or home holodisplay.

Summary

With the dawn of the holographic web upon us. This prototype which uses the now-obsolete 2015 web era frameworks will act as an elevator to deliver you to the promised land of the holographic web, where UI's, information and the web are decoupled from that rectangular screen that everybody used to stare at all day. Caution: Elevator only holds five at a time.

Why the hell?

This crappy app creates more problems than it solves, generating more jobs, so that the plumbers of the holographic internet have yet one more item to plumb, increasing demand in the labor market, driving unemployment numbers down and thereby foritifying national strength, security and prosperity. World peace, one love.

A word from the Company, to YOU.

A quote from a spokesperson in your company. "GRAAAATTTT SUCCESSSS" - Borat

How to Get Started

Just clone the repo and start hacking and then run it through the holocompilers.

Customers Say...

"What an AWESOME way to manage my A.D.D!" - crazy anonymous customer

What should I do next?

Check out the holowiki of course!