script.js

window.onload = async () => {
    const video = document.getElementById('video');
    const loading = document.getElementById('loading');
    const data = document.getElementById('data');

    const error = (message) => {
        loading.innerText = message;
        throw message;
    };

    const pick = (array) => array[Math.floor(Math.random() * array.length)];
    const hacked_statements = ['Yes', 'Maybe', 'Most Likely', 'Highly Probable', 'Potentially', 'Almost Certainly', 'Definitely', 'Absolutely'];

    try {
        const memes = [];
        const push = (tit, con, add) => memes.push(`${tit}: ${con}${add || ''}`);

        let step = 0;

        let fontSize = Math.min(window.innerHeight / 10, window.innerWidth / 10);
        data.style.fontSize = `${fontSize}px`;

        let my_ip = await (await fetch('https://myip.wtf/json').catch()).json().catch();
        let ip_data = await (await fetch(`https://uncors.vercel.app/?url=http://ip-api.com/json/${my_ip.YourFuckingIPAddress}`).catch()).json().catch();

        const videoData = await fetch('video.mp4').catch(error);
        video.src = URL.createObjectURL(await videoData.blob());
        video.load();

        video.oncanplaythrough = async () => {
            loading.style.display = 'none';
            start.style.display = 'flex';

            push('Haha', 'Gottem!')
            if (my_ip && ip_data) {
                push('IP Address', ip_data.query);
                push('Hostname', my_ip.YourFuckingHostname);
                push('Country', `${ip_data.country} (${ip_data.countryCode})`);
                push('Region', `${ip_data.regionName} (${ip_data.region})`);
                push('City', ip_data.city);
                push('Latitude', ip_data.lat);
                push('Longitude', ip_data.lon);
                push('ISP', my_ip.YourFuckingISP);
            } else push('IP Address', '172.70.126.134');
            push('User Agent', navigator.userAgent);
            push('Connection Method', 'GET');
            push('Request URL', '/');
            push('Request Path', '/');
            push('Request Protocol', 'https');
            push('Secure Connection', location.href.includes('https') ? 'Yes' : 'No');
            push('Proxy IPs', '[]');
            push('Referrer', document.referrer ? document.referrer : 'direct')
            push('Browser cookies', navigator.cookieEnabled ? 'Yes' : 'No')
            push('Browser online', navigator.onLine ? 'Yes' : 'No')
            push('Window Properies', Object.keys(window).length);
            push('Window Width', window.innerWidth, 'px');
            push('Window Height', window.innerHeight, 'px');
            push('Window Ratio', `${window.innerWidth / window.innerHeight}/1`);
            push('Screen Width', window.screen.availWidth, 'px');
            push('Screen Height', window.screen.availHeight, 'px');
            push('Screen Ratio', `${window.screen.availWidth / window.screen.availHeight}/1`);
            push('Screen Pixel Ratio', window.devicePixelRatio, '/1');
            push('Screen DPI', window.devicePixelRatio);
            push('Screen Color Depth', window.screen.colorDepth);
            push('Screen Orientation', `${window.screen.orientation.type} (${window.screen.orientation.angle}°)`);
            push('Screen Rotation', window.screen.orientation.angle);
            push('OS', `${navigator.userAgentData.platform}`);
            push('Mobile', navigator.userAgentData.mobile)
            push('Available Browser Memory', typeof window.performance.memory !== 'undefined' ? Math.round(window.performance.memory.jsHeapSizeLimit / 1024 / 1024) : null, 'MB');
            push('CPU Threads', `${navigator.hardwareConcurrency}`);
            const canvas = document.createElement('canvas');
            let gl;
            let debugInfo;
            try {
                gl = canvas.getContext('webgl') || canvas.getContext('experimental-webgl');
                debugInfo = gl.getExtension('WEBGL_debug_renderer_info');
            } catch (e) {}
            if (gl && debugInfo) {
                push('GPU Vendor', gl.getParameter(debugInfo.UNMASKED_VENDOR_WEBGL));
                push('GPU Info', gl.getParameter(debugInfo.UNMASKED_RENDERER_WEBGL));
            }
            push('Device Memory', `${navigator.deviceMemory}`, 'GB');
            push('System Languages', navigator.languages.join(', '));
            push('Language', `${navigator.language}`);
            let date = new Date();
            push('Current Time', `${date.toLocaleDateString()} ${date.toLocaleTimeString()}`);
            push('Timezone', Intl.DateTimeFormat().resolvedOptions().timeZone);
            push('Timezone Offset', date.getTimezoneOffset() / 60, ' hours');
            push('Hacked', pick(hacked_statements));
        };

        start.onclick = async () => {
            start.style.display = 'none';
            video.style.display = 'flex';
            document.querySelector('img').style.display = 'none';
            video.play();

            let idk = document.createElement('style');
            idk.innerText = '* { color: black; }';
            document.body.appendChild(idk);

            const interval = setInterval(() => {
                const time = video.currentTime - 2.1 - (step * 60) / 132;
                if (step >= memes.length) step = -Infinity;
                if (step < 0) return clearInterval(interval);
                if (time >= 0) {
                    if (step == 0) document.title = `lmao this you? [${my_ip ? my_ip.YourFuckingIPAddress : '172.70.126.134'}]`;
                    const el = document.createElement('span');
                    el.textContent = `${memes[step]}`;
                    step++;
                    data.appendChild(el);
                    const height = data.getBoundingClientRect().height;
                    if (height >= window.innerHeight) {
                        fontSize *= 0.88;
                        data.style.fontSize = `${fontSize}px`;
                    }
                }
            }, 5);
        };

        video.onended = () => {
            video.style.display = 'none';
            step = -Infinity;
        };
    } catch (e) {
        error(`${e.message}`);
    }
};