2018.json

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    "[#setvars#]#prefaces##publisher# set to announce a #game# #sequel#, leaked footage shows us it's #article# #gametype#. #publishersvg#",
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    "[#setvars#]#capitalgametype# fans, get hype! A brand new #game# game is coming and it's #article# #gametype# this time!!! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#capitalgametype# fans, get hype! A brand new #game# game is coming and it's #article# #gametype# this time!!! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#capitalgametype# fans: #publisher# has your back. They've #announced# a new #game# game and it's gonna be #article# #gametype#!!! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#capitalgametype# fans: #publisher# has your back. They've #announced# a new #game# game and it's gonna be #article# #gametype#!!! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#capitalgametype# fans: #publisher# has your back. They've #announced# a new #game# game and it's gonna be #article# #gametype#!!! #publishersvg#",
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    "[#setvars#]#prefaces#The #game# franchise is getting a #sequel#! Rumors say it'll be #article# #gametype#. Stay tuned! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#prefaces##game# is getting a #sequel#! Details are sparse, but supposedly it's #article# #gametype#! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#prefaces##game# is getting a #sequel#! Details are sparse, but supposedly it's #article# #gametype#! #publishersvg#",
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    "[#setvars#]Saw #footage# of a #game# #sequel# from #publisher# & holy shit it's gonna be #article# #gametype#! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]Saw #footage# of a #game# #sequel# from #publisher# & holy shit it's gonna be #article# #gametype#! #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#prefaces#Hearing about a #game# #sequel# coming from #publisher#, #sources# are #saying# it's #article# #gametype#. #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#prefaces#Hearing about a #game# #sequel# coming from #publisher#, #sources# are #saying# it's #article# #gametype#. #publishersvg#",
    "[#setvars#]#prefaces#Hearing about a #game# #sequel# coming from #publisher#, #sources# are #saying# it's #article# #gametype#. #publishersvg#",
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    "[#setvars#]Hearing rumours about a #game# #sequel# coming from #publisher#, #sources# are #saying# it's #article# #gametype#. #publishersvg#",
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    "#prefaces#Yet another huge pack of lies from Peter Molyneux.",
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