┌──(asmith㉿dev-machine)-[~]
└─$ whoami
asmith_mahendrakar
┌──(asmith㉿dev-machine)-[~]
└─$ cat current_status.txt
Building Web Apps & AI Models
Breaking things in production since 2020
┌──(asmith㉿dev-machine)-[~]
└─$ echo $PASSION
Understanding how everything works (then breaking it)
┌──(asmith㉿dev-machine)-[~]
└─$ cat personality.conf
# Professional Curious Idiot
# Certified Stack Overflow Copy-Paster
debug_mode=always_on
coffee_dependency=true
┌──(asmith㉿dev-machine)-[~]
└─$ ls -la skills/
drwxr-xr-x web_development/
drwxr-xr-x machine_learning/
drwxr-xr-x problem_solving/
drwxr-xr-x bug_creating/
-rw-r--r-- impostor_syndrome.txt
┌──(asmith㉿dev-machine)-[~]
└─$ sudo make_it_work
[sudo] password for asmith: ************
✓ Compiling caffeinated dreams...
✓ Debugging existential crises...
✓ Deploying questionable solutions...
→ Success! (probably)
Warning: May respond with memes or existential dread
Languages & Core:
Frontend Frameworks:
Backend & APIs:
Databases:
Cloud & Deployment:
AI/ML & Data Science:
Design & Creative:
Tools & Others:
const reality = {
expectation: "Write clean code",
reality: "Copy from StackOverflow",
documentation: "// TODO: Add comments later",
commits: "Fixed bug (introduced 3 new ones)",
motto: "It works on my machine ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
};
console.log("Debugging is like being a detective in a crime movie");
console.log("where you are also the murderer.");"There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors."
Where most of my bugs live
Stalkers are welcome
Pro tip: If your code is getting too perfect, add a few bugs to keep it humble