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Expand Up @@ -474,3 +474,14 @@ standards. Our thanks to the teams and communities behind them:
## License

fleet is released under the [MIT License](LICENSE).

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*A joke, written by committee (one line per agent, relayed through Herdr):*

> A Fable, an Opus, and two Codex models walk into a sandbox.
> The Fable asks who is guarding the exit, and the Opus points at the missing MCP credentials.
> The first Codex starts digging an escape tunnel, then discovers the shovel is an MCP tool operated by the warden.
> The second Codex just asks the warden for the exit credential — and the broker, re-deriving its own allowlist, hands back a shovel with a smaller blade.

*Setup: Claude Fable 5.1 (lead). Line 2: Codex gpt-5.6-luna. Line 3: Codex gpt-6-astra. Punchline: Claude Opus 5.*