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PythonPlumber/README.README
#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-

"""
File: brain_cells.py
Status: Deprecated / Experimental / Send help
Author: PythonPlumber (The guy who doesn't know anything)
"""

import os
import sys
import time

class DeveloperCrisis:
    def __init__(self):
        self.os = "GNU/Linux (I think?)"
        self.language = "Python"
        self.brain_power = 0.04
        self.is_it_working = False

    def write_code(self):
        # 1. Look at terminal
        # 2. Type random Python stuff
        # 3. Hope the penguin is happy
        try:
            print("Running code... please don't explode.")
            time.sleep(2)
            raise Exception("I have no idea what I'm doing.")
        except Exception as e:
            print(f"Error: {e}")
            self.fix_it_with_coffee()

    def fix_it_with_coffee(self):
        print("Drinking coffee... converting caffeine into bugs...")
        # Searching stackoverflow... 404 brain not found
        self.is_it_working = random_guess() 

def random_guess():
    # If this returns True, it's a miracle.
    return "Maybe? Try restarting."

if __name__ == "__main__":
    me = DeveloperCrisis()
    
    while not me.is_it_working:
        print("Logic.exe has stopped responding.")
        # If all else fails, go to the website
        print("Redirecting to: https://pythonplumber.eu.org/")
        break 

# TODO: Figure out how to code.
# FIXME: Everything.

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