I have no idea what I’m doing
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#!/usr/bin/env python3
# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
"""
File: brain_cells.py
Status: Deprecated / Experimental / Send help
Author: PythonPlumber (The guy who doesn't know anything)
"""
import os
import sys
import time
class DeveloperCrisis:
def __init__(self):
self.os = "GNU/Linux (I think?)"
self.language = "Python"
self.brain_power = 0.04
self.is_it_working = False
def write_code(self):
# 1. Look at terminal
# 2. Type random Python stuff
# 3. Hope the penguin is happy
try:
print("Running code... please don't explode.")
time.sleep(2)
raise Exception("I have no idea what I'm doing.")
except Exception as e:
print(f"Error: {e}")
self.fix_it_with_coffee()
def fix_it_with_coffee(self):
print("Drinking coffee... converting caffeine into bugs...")
# Searching stackoverflow... 404 brain not found
self.is_it_working = random_guess()
def random_guess():
# If this returns True, it's a miracle.
return "Maybe? Try restarting."
if __name__ == "__main__":
me = DeveloperCrisis()
while not me.is_it_working:
print("Logic.exe has stopped responding.")
# If all else fails, go to the website
print("Redirecting to: https://pythonplumber.eu.org/")
break
# TODO: Figure out how to code.
# FIXME: Everything.
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