Akash Verma, SRE & Cloud Architect (in case the fancy banner above didn't load, hi 👋)
I'm a Site Reliability Engineer and Cloud Architect who has spent 10+ years making sure other people's 3am doesn't happen. I build and run Kubernetes fleets, GPU clusters for AI workloads, and the Terraform/Ansible glue that holds it all together, so things stay up at 99.99% uptime (yes, I counted the nines 🧮). When I'm not on call, I build my own tools instead of waiting for someone else to fix my problems 👀
Yes I talk to multiple chatbots a day, no I will not pick a favorite in public 👀
when PagerDuty knows I'm awake ⏰
| Project | What it is | Status | Stack |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 k8s-rizz | A terminal dashboard that auto-detects every Kubernetes cluster you're already logged into (GKE, EKS, AKS, K3s, your laptop, all of it) and tells you which namespaces are 🔥 Rizzing and which ones are 💀 Cooked. Zero config, read-only, single binary. | ✅ Live and free (MIT license) | Kubernetes, single binary, multi-cloud |
⭐ Star it on GitHub if it's ever saved your 3am.
📜 Certifications (yes, they're all real, click to verify)
| Certification | Issuer | Status | Verify |
|---|---|---|---|
| Generative AI Leader | Google Cloud | ✅ Active until 2028 | Credly ↗ |
| Associate Cloud Engineer | Google Cloud | ✅ Active until 2028 | Credly ↗ |
| Professional Cloud Architect | Google Cloud | ✅ Active until 2027 | Credly ↗ |
| GitHub Foundations | GitHub | ✅ Active until 2027 | Credly ↗ |
| Azure Fundamentals | Microsoft | ✅ Active for life | Credly ↗ |
| Azure Administrator Associate | Microsoft | 💀 Expired 2023 (the knowledge didn't) | Credly ↗ |
| SRE: Measuring and Managing Reliability | Google Cloud | ✅ Active for life | Coursera ↗ |
🧰 The rest of the toolbox (the long, boring, but true list)
And the enterprise veterans that still run half the internet: WebSphere, WebLogic, JBoss, Nagios, Icinga2, PagerDuty, Opsgenie 😅
akash-cloudtech@sre:~$ echo "thanks for scrolling this far 🫡"