salveenee is a satirical command-line tool that procedurally simulates the rapid, list-style rhetoric associated with Matteo Salvini. It outputs an endless, randomized stream of keywords, places, and social groups rendered as terminal-friendly ASCII art to mimic the "catalogue" delivery often heard in public speeches and short social-media clips. 🎬🕒
This project was inspired by the Lo‑Fi Goliardica video (used only as inspiration, not part of the project).
Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNyethAqJzk
- Produces an endless, randomized stream of keywords, locations, and social groups.
- Renders output as ASCII art suitable for terminal display.
- Simple one-line installer that auto-detects architecture (amd64 / arm64). 🧭
Automatic install:
curl -fsSL https://raw.githubusercontent.com/berik-99/salveenee/main/install.sh | bashManual install:
- Download the appropriate binary from the latest release: https://github.com/your-username/salveenee/releases/latest
- Make it executable:
chmod +x salveenee- (Optional) Move it to a directory on your PATH:
sudo mv salveenee /usr/local/bin/Start the stream:
salveeneeStop: press Ctrl + C.
- The program draws from a curated set of phrases and nouns extracted from public, documented statements.
- It randomizes sequences for comedic effect and does not generate coherent political proposals.
This project is an explicit PARODY provided solely for entertainment, educational, and research purposes. The project is exclusively satirical and does not intend to offend anyone.
MIT License — see LICENSE for full text.
Built with common sense, a pinch of irony, and plenty of bulldozers. 🚜😄