A two-player same-keyboard chase platformer where a father and son settle their differences the only way nature intended — by jumping on each other and letting loose.
Best of 3 rounds. May the gassiest player win.
Two players, one keyboard.
| Dad | Argus | |
|---|---|---|
| Move | A / D | ← / → |
| Jump | W | ↑ |
| Damage | 15/hit | 10/hit |
| Speed | Slower | Faster |
Jump on the other player to fart on them. Only the player above deals damage — so get the high ground and let gravity do the rest.
First to 2 round wins takes the match.
Open the settings panel on the start screen to tweak gravity, jump height, speed, damage, and friction in real time. Your settings are saved automatically.
- Synthetic Farts by dklon (CC-BY 3.0)
- Gastric Distress by LFA (CC0)
- Red Hat Boy sprites by pzUH (CC0) — Argus
- Bearded Man sprites by bevouliin.com (CC-BY 4.0) — Dad
- Additional fart noises from tsoding/button (Pixabay / Unlicense)
- Built with nothing but HTML, CSS, and JS — no frameworks, no build step, no dignity
Open index.html in a browser, or visit the GitHub Pages site.