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55 changes: 34 additions & 21 deletions modules/serve/serve_mod.php
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Expand Up @@ -9,7 +9,6 @@ class serve_mod extends module {
public function init() {
// init


// not working atm .. *TODO
$this->serve["settings"]["antispam"] = "1/3"; //1 trigger each 3 sec ...
$this->serve["settings"]["spamreplies"][] = "Hey hey there dont you think its going a bit to fast there only [since] since youre last ...";
Expand All @@ -18,25 +17,39 @@ public function init() {
$this->serve["settings"]["dateformat"] = "h:i:s";
// config of avaible stuff for serving ...

$this->serve["triggers"]["bar"] = "This Bar have: !coffee !bang !cola !beer !joint !head !mix !whisky !pipe !pussy !coke !icecream";
$this->serve["triggers"]["coke"] = "Are you stupid? We doesn't do shit like this... GO SLAP YOUR SELF IN THE NUTS! :P";
$this->serve["triggers"]["bar"] = "This Bar have: !coffee !bang !cola !beer !joint !head !mix !whisky !pipe !pussy !coke !icecream";
$this->serve["triggers"]["coke"] = "Are you stupid? We doesn't do shit like this... GO SLAP YOUR SELF IN THE NUTS! :P";

$this->serve["triggers"]["coffee"] = "Making a cup of coffee for [nick], [today] made today of [total] ordered wich make it the [sumtotal] time i make coffee";
$this->serve["triggers"]["coffee"] = "Making a cup of coffee for [nick], [today] made today of [total] ordered wich make it the [sumtotal] time i make coffee";

$this->serve["triggers"]["bang"][] = "fills a bang from stash and serves it to [nick] ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["cola"][] = "Serves icecold cola ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["cola"][] = "Serves cola that been laying in pile of shit ~45c ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["cola"][] = "Serves cola been standing close to box of dryice ~1,3c ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["cola"][] = "Serves cola that been laying in pile of shit ~45c ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["cola"][] = "Serves cola been standing close to box of dryice ~1,3c ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["cola"][] = "Serves cola that been standing next to comp for few hrs ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["beer"][] = "Serves icecold beer ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["joint"][] = "Grabs a joint to [nick] from the stash ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["joint"][] = "Grabs a joint to [nick] from the stash ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["head"][] = ".h.e.a.d. ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["head"][] = "head for you sir. ([total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["wine"][] = "pours up some fine stuff from the basement ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["wine"][] = "here you are, found something out back ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["wine"][] = "lucky you we just got one of this left enjoy ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["horny"][] = "sends some horny lemmings in [nick]s direction ([today]/[total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["horny"][] = "grabs the next best bitch from stack and hands it over to [nick] ([today]/[total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["car"][] = "today is car give-away day! here is yours, [nick] ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["car"][] = "that is the last ford maverick I could find. now take it and stfu... ([total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["site"][] = "ATTENTION, ATTENTION! [nick] wants access to a site. What do we say to such people? STFU & GTFO! KTHXBYE! ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["dump"][] = "[nick] wants to take a dump. but we do not tolerate such nasty things in our channel... ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["free"][] = "the only thing that is free is death and even that costs ones life... ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["request"][] = "Got a request? Huh? Request for what? We aint takin no requests today... ([total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["wine"][] = "pours up some fine stuff from the basement ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["wine"][] = "here you are, found something out back ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["wine"][] = "lucky you we just got one of this left enjoy ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["wine"][] = "so youre hit hard, where you want it ?, dont cry";

$this->serve["triggers"]["mix"][] = "grinding up some weed for a mix ([total])";
Expand All @@ -46,20 +59,20 @@ public function init() {
$this->serve["triggers"]["mix"][] = "goes strain hunting in morocco for some good shit for your mix ([total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["pipe"][] = "goes strain hunting in morocco for some good shit for your pipe ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pipe"][] = "saw some shit in corner, fills a pipe ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pipe"][] = "skunky just arrieved peace all over ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pipe"][] = "saw some shit in corner, fills a pipe ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pipe"][] = "skunky just arrieved peace all over ([total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["whiskey"][] = "serves whiskey on the rocks ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["whiskey"][] = "found some weird looking bottle in corner, might hit gold cheers ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["whiskey"][] = "cola and bad whiskey for you ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["whiskey"][] = "serves whiskey on the rocks ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["whiskey"][] = "found some weird looking bottle in corner, might hit gold cheers ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["whiskey"][] = "cola and bad whiskey for you ([total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["pussy"][] = "slaps [nick] in face with a smelly pussy ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pussy"][] = "Sends some pussy [nick]`s way .. ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pussy"][] = "not enough money to suply you aswell ... ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pussy"][] = "Sends some pussy [nick]`s way .. ([total])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["pussy"][] = "not enough money to suply you aswell ... ([total])";

$this->serve["triggers"]["icecream"][] = "here [nick]... one ball for you only ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["icecream"][] = "finds a biig icecream for [nick] eat and you get for free (50$ to use toilet) ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["icecream"][] = "dusts off something that look like icecream from the corner of fridge, here [nick] ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["icecream"][] = "here [nick]... one ball for you only ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["icecream"][] = "finds a biig icecream for [nick] eat and you get for free (50$ to use toilet) ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
$this->serve["triggers"]["icecream"][] = "dusts off something that look like icecream from the corner of fridge, here [nick] ([today]/[total]/[sumtotal])";
// - docu:
// [nick] = nick that triggered, [today] how many heads/coffee person had today
// [total] = how many nick had it total, [last] time of last, [since] time since last
Expand Down Expand Up @@ -191,4 +204,4 @@ function addOrdinalNumberSuffix($num) {
return $num.'th';
}
}
?>
?>