feat: add hate-driven-development skill

.env.example

@@ -3,3 +3,6 @@
 
 # Required for LLM-as-judge evals (bun run test:eval)
 ANTHROPIC_API_KEY=sk-ant-your-key-here
+
+# Optional for /hate-driven-development
+X_API_BEARER_TOKEN=x-api-bearer-token-here

AGENTS.md

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@ Skills live in `.agents/skills/`. Invoke them by name (e.g., `/office-hours`).
 | `/ship` | Run tests, review, push, open PR. One command. |
 | `/document-release` | Update all docs to match what you just shipped. |
 | `/retro` | Weekly retro with per-person breakdowns and shipping streaks. |
+| `/hate-driven-development` | Scan X for gstack hate, rank the worst posts, and feed Gary breakfast. |
 | `/browse` | Headless browser — real Chromium, real clicks, ~100ms/command. |
 | `/setup-browser-cookies` | Import cookies from your real browser for authenticated testing. |
 | `/careful` | Warn before destructive commands (rm -rf, DROP TABLE, force-push). |

README.md

@@ -46,11 +46,11 @@ Fork it. Improve it. Make it yours. And if you want to hate on free open source
 
 Open Claude Code and paste this. Claude does the rest.
 
-> Install gstack: run **`git clone https://github.com/garrytan/gstack.git ~/.claude/skills/gstack && cd ~/.claude/skills/gstack && ./setup`** then add a "gstack" section to CLAUDE.md that says to use the /browse skill from gstack for all web browsing, never use mcp\_\_claude-in-chrome\_\_\* tools, and lists the available skills: /office-hours, /plan-ceo-review, /plan-eng-review, /plan-design-review, /design-consultation, /review, /ship, /land-and-deploy, /canary, /benchmark, /browse, /qa, /qa-only, /design-review, /setup-browser-cookies, /setup-deploy, /retro, /investigate, /document-release, /codex, /cso, /autoplan, /careful, /freeze, /guard, /unfreeze, /gstack-upgrade. Then ask the user if they also want to add gstack to the current project so teammates get it.
+> Install gstack: run **`git clone https://github.com/garrytan/gstack.git ~/.claude/skills/gstack && cd ~/.claude/skills/gstack && ./setup`** then add a "gstack" section to CLAUDE.md that says to use the /browse skill from gstack for all web browsing, never use mcp\_\_claude-in-chrome\_\_\* tools, and lists the available skills: /office-hours, /plan-ceo-review, /plan-eng-review, /plan-design-review, /design-consultation, /review, /ship, /land-and-deploy, /canary, /benchmark, /browse, /qa, /qa-only, /design-review, /setup-browser-cookies, /setup-deploy, /retro, /hate-driven-development, /investigate, /document-release, /codex, /cso, /autoplan, /careful, /freeze, /guard, /unfreeze, /gstack-upgrade. Then ask the user if they also want to add gstack to the current project so teammates get it.
 
 ### Step 2: Add to your repo so teammates get it (optional)
 
-> Add gstack to this project: run **`cp -Rf ~/.claude/skills/gstack .claude/skills/gstack && rm -rf .claude/skills/gstack/.git && cd .claude/skills/gstack && ./setup`** then add a "gstack" section to this project's CLAUDE.md that says to use the /browse skill from gstack for all web browsing, never use mcp\_\_claude-in-chrome\_\_\* tools, lists the available skills: /office-hours, /plan-ceo-review, /plan-eng-review, /plan-design-review, /design-consultation, /review, /ship, /land-and-deploy, /canary, /benchmark, /browse, /qa, /qa-only, /design-review, /setup-browser-cookies, /setup-deploy, /retro, /investigate, /document-release, /codex, /cso, /careful, /freeze, /guard, /unfreeze, /gstack-upgrade, and tells Claude that if gstack skills aren't working, run `cd .claude/skills/gstack && ./setup` to build the binary and register skills.
+> Add gstack to this project: run **`cp -Rf ~/.claude/skills/gstack .claude/skills/gstack && rm -rf .claude/skills/gstack/.git && cd .claude/skills/gstack && ./setup`** then add a "gstack" section to this project's CLAUDE.md that says to use the /browse skill from gstack for all web browsing, never use mcp\_\_claude-in-chrome\_\_\* tools, lists the available skills: /office-hours, /plan-ceo-review, /plan-eng-review, /plan-design-review, /design-consultation, /review, /ship, /land-and-deploy, /canary, /benchmark, /browse, /qa, /qa-only, /design-review, /setup-browser-cookies, /setup-deploy, /retro, /hate-driven-development, /investigate, /document-release, /codex, /cso, /careful, /freeze, /guard, /unfreeze, /gstack-upgrade, and tells Claude that if gstack skills aren't working, run `cd .claude/skills/gstack && ./setup` to build the binary and register skills.
 
 Real files get committed to your repo (not a submodule), so `git clone` just works. Everything lives inside `.claude/`. Nothing touches your PATH or runs in the background.
 
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@ git clone https://github.com/garrytan/gstack.git ~/gstack
 cd ~/gstack && ./setup --host auto
 ```
 
-For Codex-compatible hosts, setup now supports both repo-local installs from `.agents/skills/gstack` and user-global installs from `~/.codex/skills/gstack`. All 28 skills work across all supported agents. Hook-based safety skills (careful, freeze, guard) use inline safety advisory prose on non-Claude hosts.
+For Codex-compatible hosts, setup now supports both repo-local installs from `.agents/skills/gstack` and user-global installs from `~/.codex/skills/gstack`. All 29 skills work across all supported agents. Hook-based safety skills (careful, freeze, guard) use inline safety advisory prose on non-Claude hosts.
 
 ## See it work
 
@@ -157,6 +157,7 @@ Each skill feeds into the next. `/office-hours` writes a design doc that `/plan-
 | `/benchmark` | **Performance Engineer** | Baseline page load times, Core Web Vitals, and resource sizes. Compare before/after on every PR. |
 | `/document-release` | **Technical Writer** | Update all project docs to match what you just shipped. Catches stale READMEs automatically. |
 | `/retro` | **Eng Manager** | Team-aware weekly retro. Per-person breakdowns, shipping streaks, test health trends, growth opportunities. `/retro global` runs across all your projects and AI tools (Claude Code, Codex, Gemini). |
+| `/hate-driven-development` | **Chief Hater Officer** | Scans X for fresh gstack mentions, ranks the nastiest ones with a deterministic score, and serves Gary a breakfast board of actionable complaints vs empty-calorie snark. |
 | `/browse` | **QA Engineer** | Real Chromium browser, real clicks, real screenshots. ~100ms per command. |
 | `/setup-browser-cookies` | **Session Manager** | Import cookies from your real browser (Chrome, Arc, Brave, Edge) into the headless session. Test authenticated pages. |
 | `/autoplan` | **Review Pipeline** | One command, fully reviewed plan. Runs CEO → design → eng review automatically with encoded decision principles. Surfaces only taste decisions for your approval. |
@@ -234,6 +235,7 @@ Use /browse from gstack for all web browsing. Never use mcp__claude-in-chrome__*
 Available skills: /office-hours, /plan-ceo-review, /plan-eng-review, /plan-design-review,
 /design-consultation, /review, /ship, /land-and-deploy, /canary, /benchmark, /browse,
 /qa, /qa-only, /design-review, /setup-browser-cookies, /setup-deploy, /retro,
+/hate-driven-development,
 /investigate, /document-release, /codex, /cso, /autoplan, /careful, /freeze, /guard,
 /unfreeze, /gstack-upgrade.
 ```

docs/skills.md

@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@ Detailed guides for every gstack skill — philosophy, workflow, and examples.
 | [`/cso`](#cso) | **Chief Security Officer** | OWASP Top 10 + STRIDE threat modeling security audit. Scans for injection, auth, crypto, and access control issues. |
 | [`/document-release`](#document-release) | **Technical Writer** | Update all project docs to match what you just shipped. Catches stale READMEs automatically. |
 | [`/retro`](#retro) | **Eng Manager** | Team-aware weekly retro. Per-person breakdowns, shipping streaks, test health trends, growth opportunities. |
+| [`/hate-driven-development`](#hate-driven-development) | **Chief Hater Officer** | Deterministic X mention triage. Finds the nastiest fresh gstack posts, separates actionable complaints from empty-calorie snark, and feeds Gary breakfast. |
 | [`/browse`](#browse) | **QA Engineer** | Give the agent eyes. Real Chromium browser, real clicks, real screenshots. ~100ms per command. |
 | [`/setup-browser-cookies`](#setup-browser-cookies) | **Session Manager** | Import cookies from your real browser (Chrome, Arc, Brave, Edge) into the headless session. Test authenticated pages. |
 | | | |
@@ -609,6 +610,27 @@ It saves a JSON snapshot to `.context/retros/` so the next run can show trends.
 
 ---
 
+## `/hate-driven-development`
+
+This one is a joke, but it still has to be useful.
+
+The workflow is deliberately deterministic: poll X recent search for fresh `gstack`
+mentions, use a fixed lexical weighting table to score negativity, then split the
+results into two buckets:
+
+- **Actionable protein** — "install is broken", "docs are confusing", "setup fails"
+- **Empty calories** — drive-by snark, mockery, vague doomposting
+
+It persists the `newest_id` from the last successful run, so the default behavior is
+"show me only what happened since breakfast." No LLM sentiment pass. No vibes. Same
+input, same ranking.
+
+Why that matters: if this were model-scored, the joke would be cute once and useless
+forever. With a fixed rule table you can actually compare runs, keep receipts, and treat
+negative feedback as a noisy but real product signal.
+
+---
+
 ## `/browse`
 
 This is my **QA engineer mode**.