How Cooked Are You?

COOKED.exe | The Academic Crisis Detector

"A clinical-grade assessment tool for students teetering on the edge of academic ruin."

COOKED.exe is a satirical web application designed to calculate exactly how likely a student is to fail based on their syllabus coverage, sleep deprivation, and levels of delusion. It features a dual-theme UI (Clean SaaS vs. Cyber-Grunge), a custom image generator, and a proprietary "Panic Algorithm."

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📸 Screenshots

Light Mode (Clean SaaS)	Dark Mode (Cyber Grunge)
For the denial phase	For the acceptance phase

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🌟 Key Features

🧠 The "Panic Algorithm"

We don't just guess; we calculate. The backend logic considers:

• Time Dilation: 1 day left counts as 3x the stress of 7 days left.
• Sleep Debt: Less than 5 hours of sleep applies a "Brain Fog" penalty.
• Delusion Tax: High confidence + Low syllabus completion = Maximum Cooked Score.

🌓 Dual-Personality UI

Toggle between two distinct realities:

1. Light Mode: A clean, soothing interface to trick you into thinking everything is fine.
2. Dark Mode: A chaotic, noise-textured, neon-infused cyber-grunge interface for when reality sets in.

🪦 The Tombstone Mint

Uses the HTML5 Canvas API to dynamically generate a downloadable .png tombstone.

• Adaptive Rendering: The tombstone style changes based on your selected theme (Light Stone vs. Dark Cyber-Stone).
• Custom Epitaphs: "Cause of Death" is auto-generated based on your specific failure metrics.

💊 The Delulu Prescription

If your "Cooked Level" exceeds 75%, you gain access to the Delulu Pill—a modal containing randomly generated gaslighting quotes to make you feel better (e.g., "Bill Gates dropped out too").

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🛠️ Tech Stack

• HTML5: Semantic structure.
• CSS3: CSS Variables for theming, Glassmorphism, Animations, and Flexbox/Grid layouts.
• JavaScript (Vanilla): DOM manipulation, Canvas rendering logic, and local storage state management.
• Fonts: Syne (Headings) and Space Mono (Data/UI).

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🚀 How to Run

1. Clone the Repository

   git clone [https://github.com/yourusername/cooked-exe.git](https://github.com/yourusername/cooked-exe.git)

2. Open the Project Navigate to the folder and open index.html in any modern web browser.

   No npm install or build steps required. It's pure, unadulterated web tech.

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📂 Project Structure

cooked-exe/
├── index.html      # The skeleton (Modals, Inputs, Canvas)
├── style.css       # The skin (Variables, Animations, Dark/Light logic)
├── script.js       # The brain (Math, Canvas Drawing, DOM Logic)
└── README.md       # You are here