booting Purdue.exe...
loading assets...
error: reality boundaries not found
Welcome to the BoilerVerse, an ongoing experiment in the gamification of existence. If you found this repo: Congratulations you’ve glitched outside the play area.
Please don't worry about what any of this does. It probably isn't buggy. Probably.
Known Issues
- Motivation sometimes fails to load
- Weather system unbalanced
- Coffee spawn rate too low
- Squirrels still sentient
Press E to interact.
That’s all you were ever supposed to know.