Shaqbot

Simple, spaghetti code bot made for my Discord server. Powered by DeepSeek & OpenAI (GPT-5 Nano).

Features

• LLM Integration: Logic for OpenAI (GPT-5 Nano) and DeepSeek (deepseek-chat).
• Dynamic Memory: Users can add or remove items from the bot's internal lists (Subjects, Reasons, Locations, etc.) directly via Discord.
• Image Database: Upload images and save them as new commands on the fly.
• Reaction AI: Trigger AI translation, story completion, or "evil" responses by reacting to messages with specific emojis.
• Media Engine: A massive library of triggered images, videos, and randomized meme selection.

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Installation (Linux/Ubuntu)

1. Requirements

• Node.js 24.x (managed via nvm)
• npm 11.x

2. Download and Setup

git clone https://github.com/the-jame/shaqbot.git
cd shaqbot
npm install

3. Configuration

The bot requires a settings.json file (and a .env file for API keys if configured that way in your setup). Ensure you define your API keys and owner ID.

cp sample-settings.json settings.json
nano settings.json

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Commands & Usage

The trigger is =.

🧠 Database & Memory (New)

Modify the bot's internal vocabulary and image lists without restarting code.

Command	Description
=add <list> <text>	Adds an item to a specific list. Lists: who, irl, thing, where, when, why, size. Ex: =add who Alexander Hamilton
=remove <list> <text>	Removes an item from a list. Aliases: =del, =delete.
=count <list>	Shows how many items are in a list (or a summary of all lists if left blank).
=img <name>	(Attach an image) Saves the attached image (or linked URL) to the bot. You can then summon it by typing =<name>.

🤖 AI & Reactions

Command	Description
=ai <string>	Answer using GPT-5 Nano. Has a dynamic chance (based on day of the week) to be "cruel".
=ds <string>	Answer using DeepSeek-Chat. Unrestricted and absurdity-focused.
=mao <string>	Answer as Mao Zedong (DeepSeek). Answer in riddles, first in Chinese, then English.
=invent <string>	Generates a sales pitch for a product (90% chance to be stupid/impractical).

Reaction Triggers:

• Advance Emoji: Completes the story/text of the message.
• Translate Emoji: Detects language. If English -> translates to random language then back. If Foreign -> translates to English.
• Evil Emoji: Re-processes the message with instructions to be "hurtful, sarcastic, and offensive."

🎲 Randomizers & Tools

Command	Description
=er	Generates a conjoined Elden Ring style floor message.
=8, =is, =can, =should	Classic 8-Ball response.
=who, =whom	Tells you who did it. (Use =whom or =whoirl for real-life friend pool).
=why, =y	Explains why something happened using random nouns and reasons.
=what, =whatis	Defines a subject using a random object pool.
=when, =where	Generates random times or locations.

🤡 Fun & Animated

Command	Description
=say <string>	Bot repeats your text; deletes your original message.
=mock <string>	tExT lIkE tHiS with a mocking SpongeBob image.
=bs, =size	Reports the size/ballsize of a user. Logic handles "my" vs "your" pronoun swapping.
=uuu	Generates randomized syllables based on command length (e.g., euxeuxbu).
=asscrack	Animated sequence featuring Philip and the Coffin.
=look, =neck	Creates an elongating "looking" emoji sequence.
=howdy	Random cowboy greeting.
=joseton	Animated interaction between Jose and Ton.

🖼️ Media & Memes

Command	Description
=sickos	Random image from the /sickos folder.
=random, =meme	Random image from the /img folder.
=friday	Only works on Fridays (in California).
=plex	Resets the "Days since last Plex reference" counter.
Media Keywords	Over 100+ triggers including: =whitebaby, =petercoin, =sickfuck, =beans, =zamn, =eepy, =bogos, =fajitas, =society, etc.