🎭 Professional Survivor of Academic Horror Stories
"What doesn't kill you makes you a better debugger... and trust me, my college is really trying." 💀
🏡 A "metropolitan" area where the population of street dogs outnumbers the human residents 3:1
🗺️ So remote that even Google Maps asks "Are you sure?" twice before showing directions
📶 Signal strength: Somewhere between "emergency only" and "send smoke signals"
Pillai HOC College of Engineering & Technology
📍 GPS Coordinates: Middle of Absolutely Nowhere
🌳 Campus Motto: "Why build in civilization when you can educate in the Amazon?"
- 🌿 Location: Jungle campus where monkeys have better coding skills than half the students
- 📡 Internet: Powered by carrier pigeons and pure determination
- 🏗️ Buildings: Concrete blocks that make prison architecture look aesthetic
- 🚌 Transportation: Buses that break down more often than our college servers
- 🍽️ Cafeteria: Where food goes to die and students go to cry
- 🦕 Primary IDE: Turbo C++ (Vintage 1990 - because why evolve?)
- 🔥 Philosophy: "If it was good enough for dinosaurs, it's good enough for AI engineers!"
- 📚 Curriculum: Teaching us to build ChatGPT using MS-DOS commands
- 🤖 AI Course: "Machine Learning with Floppy Disks: A Comprehensive Guide"
- 💾 Lab Equipment: Computers that boot slower than my grandmother's Windows 95
- ✅ Master the art of time travel (back to 1995)
- ✅ Learn to code LLMs using stone tablets and smoke signals
- ✅ Develop Stockholm syndrome for obsolete technology
- ✅ Perfect the skill of crying in 16 different programming languages
- 🧠 The Intellectuals: Still trying to figure out why
Hello Worlddoesn't print "Goodbye Cruel World" - 🎮 The Gamers: Think HTML stands for "How To Make Ludo"
- 📱 The "Influencers": Spend more time on Instagram than IntelliJ
- 🤖 The AI Enthusiasts: Believe ChatGPT runs on Windows XP
- 🎭 The Confused Souls: Enrolled in Computer Engineering, expected to learn about fixing laptops
*🏆 Achievement Unlocked: Being the only person who knows what GitHub is
- TypeScript + Next.js 🚀 (Self-taught because my college thinks TypeScript is a type of script for theater)
- React ⚛️ (Learned from YouTube University)
- HTML/CSS/JavaScript 🎨 (The sacred texts that PHCET considers "too advanced")
- Responsive Design 📱 (Unlike my college's website, built in 2003 and never updated)
- DSA in Java ☕ (Because apparently self-torture is a graduation requirement)
- Existential Dread 😵💫 (Why Java? Why DSA? Why this college? Why existence?)
- Impostor Syndrome 🎭 (Hard to feel like a real developer when your IDE is older than TikTok)
- 🔥 Debugging: Code and life decisions simultaneously
- 🎯 Problem Solving: How to learn modern tech while being taught ancient history
- 💪 Resilience: Surviving educational systems designed by sadists
- 🧘 Patience: Waiting for Turbo C to compile "Hello World" (ETA: 3-5 business days)
- 6 AM: Wake up and question life choices 🤔
- 7 AM: Commute through actual wilderness to reach campus 🐅
- 8 AM: Arrive at college, immediately lose will to live 💀
- Professor: "Today we'll learn cutting-edge AI!"
- Also Professor: Opens Turbo C++
- Me: Internally screaming while externally nodding 😶🌫️
- 6 PM: Return home, immediately open VS Code to cleanse my soul 🧼
- 7 PM: Learn actual programming from internet tutorials 📺
- 11 PM: Wonder if I should've just become a farmer 🌾
- 🥇 First Place: In "Most Confused Student" (3 years running)
- 🎖️ Survivor Badge: Completed 6 semesters without using Turbo C (except when forced at gunpoint)
- 💻 Secret Agent: Teaching classmates what VS Code is (underground operation)
- 🔍 Detective Work: Successfully convinced 2 professors that Google exists
- 🎪 Circus Training: Performing modern web development while pretending to enjoy ancient C++
Built with blood, sweat, tears, and zero help from my "educational" institution
- 💼 Various TypeScript/Next.js applications (Evidence that I've evolved beyond cave paintings)
- 🎨 Responsive web designs (Unlike my college's website which was built when dinosaurs roamed)
- 🔧 Full-stack applications (Created using tools invented after the invention of fire)
📝 Note: All projects built in secret because using modern tools is considered "cheating" at PHCET
- 🏢 Internships: Where VS Code isn't considered "futuristic technology"
- 🤝 Mentorship: From humans who've seen a computer made after 2010
- 💼 Opportunities: To work somewhere with WiFi and running water
- 🆘 Therapy: For PTSD caused by Turbo C++
- 📈 Advanced Web Technologies (In hiding, like a coding speakeasy)
- 🧠 DSA in Java (Because masochism is apparently a core subject)
- 🎭 The Art of Pretending: That my education is worth the paper it's printed on
- 🧘 Meditation: To cope with the sound of dial-up internet in labs
- 💪 Can write modern code while being taught ancient hieroglyphics
- 🔧 Self-taught everything useful (because college certainly didn't)
- 🎯 Highly adaptable (survived 3 years in educational purgatory)
- 🧠 Problem-solving expert (main problem: my college choice)
- 🚀 Fast Learner: Had to be, college wasn't teaching anything relevant
- 🎨 Creative Problem Solver: Like figuring out how to code without proper tools
- 💻 Modern Stack Enthusiast: TypeScript, Next.js, React (the forbidden technologies)
- 🔍 Research Skills: Expert at finding actual educational content online
- 😤 Patience: Waiting for Turbo C to load has prepared me for anything
- 🎪 Adaptability: Can work in any environment (literally survived a jungle college)
- 😂 Humor: Developed as a coping mechanism for academic absurdity
- 🔥 Determination: Still coding despite every educational obstacle thrown at me
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- 💼 Job opportunities that don't require Turbo C experience
- 🎯 Internships at companies founded after the internet was invented
- 🤝 Networking opportunities with people who know what GitHub is
- 🆘 Emotional support for survivors of tier-3 college trauma
- 🔥 Enthusiasm: For working with technology newer than my professors
- 💻 Skills: Actually relevant ones (learned in secret)
- 🧠 Fresh Perspective: On how NOT to teach computer science
- 😂 Entertainment Value: My college stories are better than Netflix
"In a world where my college teaches C++ like it's a religious doctrine and treats VS Code like forbidden fruit, I choose to rebel through modern web development and the occasional existential crisis." 🌌
"They say education is the key to success. In my case, self-education is the lockpick." 🔓
This README is a work of dark comedy based on true events. Any resemblance to actual educational institutions, living or dead, is purely coincidental and definitely not grounds for failing me in any subject. 😇
- 🙏 YouTube University: For being my real alma mater
- 💻 Stack Overflow: My spiritual guide and emotional support system
- ☕ Coffee: For keeping me awake during 6-hour "Introduction to Mouse Usage" lectures
- 🌐 The Internet: For existing despite my college's best efforts to hide it from us
💀 "Built with love, tears, and an unhealthy amount of sarcasm | Powered by pure determination and the dream of working somewhere with proper IDEs" 💀
🎪 Current Status: Plotting my escape from educational purgatory, one commit at a time 🚀