As a follow-up on this Sec.SE meta, I have scraped the auto comments from the SOCVR room's github and tailored them to be of use on Sec.SE.
The result is to be used with the auto-comments userscript/plugin. It allows to easily post helpful comments, especially for new users.
I'd be happy for a ping in the Sec.SE CVR room or a pull request for contributions - or any feedback.
I will also post a meta in a week from now to allow for helpful additions, comments and such to be added until then.
The comments are in a raw format so you can copy&paste them into the "import/export" window of the userscript. Click the "auto" button and then "import/export", paste it there and hit "save".